Ungood Grammar'd Update

Hi. So, I don't have ultrasound pics because they didn't perform an ultrasound and Jen's appointment last Friday went great and the baby looked good and the heartbeat looked good and the cervix looked good and the Dr. only said Jen needed to start gaining more weight and stay tuned because we find out the sex on Thursday when we get the 3-D ultrasound and I will post a few of those pics this weekend and is this the longest run-on sentence ever or what because I'm not sure but I think it just might be.

Lame entry so here's some clean baby humor (I've stolen this material and I feel no shame). I found some good not-so clean baby humor too so email if you want that.

Things Guys Should Not Say During Childbirth....
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Honey, can you push a little harder? Monday Night Football starts in half an hour.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
-- Cool - When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class: HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.